Fortune Cookies are Bullshit

"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390) 08/18/2015 at 20:13 • Filed to: (._.)

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TheHondaBro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/18/2015 at 20:16

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Well let’s hope you at least have a chang life.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > TheHondaBro 08/18/2015 at 20:18

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-_-

OPPOsaurus WRX > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/18/2015 at 20:19

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aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/18/2015 at 20:37

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the last one i got was about having a profitable business soon

yeah, i’m 17 i doubt that’s happenging anytime soon

wanclick > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/18/2015 at 20:43

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I remember getting one that said; “Relieve stress, start a collection, get a hobby”.

:D :D :D

TheHondaBro > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 08/18/2015 at 21:24

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Stephen Hawking was only 18 years old when he invented time.

pjhusa > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/18/2015 at 21:45

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Wow! You have just realized!

pjhusa > wanclick 08/18/2015 at 21:45

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CARZ

pjhusa > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/18/2015 at 21:46

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That should keep you in good spirits.

besides the fact that it’s a fortune cookie.

dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/18/2015 at 22:47

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Just an FYI, we try to keep LaLD PG

smobgirl > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/18/2015 at 23:22

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My ex shattered his leg in a skiing accident. The next fortune he got read “Great things happen when men and mountains meet.”

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford 08/19/2015 at 02:25

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Sorry ;_;